Friday Follies

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, ‘Titanic’ and ‘My Life’ by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report: (depends on if the story is true…..)

 

Titanic: Cost – $29.99

Clinton: Cost – $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read

Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.

Clinton:   Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

Clinton: Ditto for Bill

Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.

Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.

Clinton: Let’s not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.

Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

Clinton: Clinton doesn’t remember Jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

Clinton: Monica… Ooh, let’s not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.

Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary – basically the same thing.

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